It Only Comes Once a Year

I love the holidays.

And this day only comes around once every year.

Black Friday

23 Saturday Night Live Black Friday(2 min)

(I tried so hard to get the video to show here and not just the link,

You have to watch it. It's pretty funny and

seriously I feel like half the stores/deals are almost this ridiculous...

Only you SNL, only you)

No. I'm actually a little upset.

I feel like all the attention for Thanksgiving 

isn't even for Thanksgiving, but the day after.

Don't get me wrong I do love the awesome deals,

aggressive sprinting for the last flat screen,

and the crazed look that has glazed over everyone's eyes at 4 in the morning!

It's just too bad that Thanksgiving isn't really for Thanksgiving....

Ok Honest truth

I'm only being bitter because I have to work 5:30am Black Friday....

BOOOOO!

Haha well I hope everyone has had an Awesome Thanksgiving

and please don't get trampled tomorrow/in a few hours.

As for me I have a 14 hour work day(laaame) so I'm off to bed.

Egg Therapy

So I've had a few hours to cool down from my previous post this morning.

FYI: the later I stay up the more I think and fester on subjects and become uncensored.

I'm glad I said what I did though,

It's how I feel and it helped me cope.

Anyway. I have the best of friends. Yesterday I went over to my

lovely friend Jess' and we made dinner, played Super Mario on the Wii,

and watched a movie, it was a terrific Sunday.

Today though... Today I had egg therapy.

My dear friend Rob, came to pick me up and 

get me out of my sulking mood.

I told him that I didn't have the gusto to get out and go

He so kindly replied,

"Jessie, get your ass ready! We are going! How is that for gusto?"

A little harsh.

He then sugar coated it and said please.

He came to pick me up 

and we made a pit stop for eggs and chocolate milk

(because chocolate milk is delicious)

We then proceeded to drive up to Scout Mountain.

Here we find a gate and a railing.

We then began to release our fiery and rage.

Who knew that an egg would bring such pleasure? 

It's silly how small things can make you feel so much better.

Thanks Rob!

Oh we each had our own carton of eggs :)

OOP! I Feel a Rant Session Approaching.... You Were Warned.

Okay... Here is my vent/ rant

for everything that has happened these last 2 months.

(And all other previous years, since I'm being honest)

I'm so sick getting by with "ehh yeah, good, well, better."

NO.

I deserve the best.

Not trying to say that I'm really, super amazing, but I am.

If you haven't heard, I'm Kind of a big deal.

Like a really nice car, I'm in mint condition.

(Yeah I'm comparing myself to a car just so the men... "man-boys" can understand...

you're welcome)

1. I've been around the block a few times

2. I have a few cosmetic detail errors,

3. Other than that, I'm a freaking dream.

Detailed Translation:

1. I know what's going on around me

Sometimes I just act like I don't know what's happening

I pretend to be oblivious, so I can just sit and observe people.

This way I can better tell what makes them tick.

I'm not psychic, but I can anticipate things that are going to happen.

I'm extremely intuitive.

2. I have my flaws, you don't need to tell me

or anyone else... trust me,

 I Know what they are.

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.

-Michael Scott, The Office

(I love The Office, So yes this quote was pertinent)

3. If these small things can't be overlooked,

you will never see my potential.

I'm amazing and deserve so much better than what I have received.

... Su pérdida, vous perdez.

Sounds better in Spanish and French.

I'm done though. So... 

Your Loss.

I feel like I need to end with something ganster-ish....

PEACE OUT!

Ha I'm not good at that so have a great night/morning! :)