Oh Mystic Magic 8 Ball...

I haven't given up per se, as I have just found a more....

Inventive way to make important decisions.

I use to do Eeny Meeny Miny Moe, (Honest truth, that's how I ended up going to school at ISU) But I've moved on to a much more sophisticated decision method.

I love Magic 8 balls!

They are like Wikipedia; super reliable (heavily accented with sarcasm).

To quote a wise man, " Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want, so you know you are getting the best possible information."  -Michael Scott, The Office

Right? Right!!

So on Thursdays I travel to Blackfoot to work and whoo, what a huge town that is!

.... It's not. 

I work with children and it's hard to keep them entertained when I can't even keep myself entertained. Sadly, I will admit, I have spent over an hour in Walmart... Is that bad? A doo do doo, Yes that is bad (Some SNL for my SNL lovers).

Moving on.

I have made it my top priority to seek out a Magic 8 Ball in every store I go to.

And yes, I ask these Magic 8 Balls all of my important questions to help me figure out my life and future course.

Surprisingly it was very beneficial, because of it I now know:

1. What I'm doing for my future career and how I'm doing it

B. Whom I will invest my dating interest in

3. Whether I should tan on my roof (Which I did)

and

 Then I ask it a bunch of other random questions that have crept into the crevices of my brain and are eating away at my SANITY.

I always ask it 3 times just to make sure the answer is legit.

I really should just invest in one so I can stop making midnight runs to the store when I have a crisis that needs answering NOW!

(*Side note- Brownie Points to anyone that gets me a Magic 8 Ball and then I'll take you on date; Yes this invitation is for Everyone!)