OOP! I Feel a Rant Session Approaching.... You Were Warned.

Okay... Here is my vent/ rant

for everything that has happened these last 2 months.

(And all other previous years, since I'm being honest)

I'm so sick getting by with "ehh yeah, good, well, better."

NO.

I deserve the best.

Not trying to say that I'm really, super amazing, but I am.

If you haven't heard, I'm Kind of a big deal.

Like a really nice car, I'm in mint condition.

(Yeah I'm comparing myself to a car just so the men... "man-boys" can understand...

you're welcome)

1. I've been around the block a few times

2. I have a few cosmetic detail errors,

3. Other than that, I'm a freaking dream.

Detailed Translation:

1. I know what's going on around me

Sometimes I just act like I don't know what's happening

I pretend to be oblivious, so I can just sit and observe people.

This way I can better tell what makes them tick.

I'm not psychic, but I can anticipate things that are going to happen.

I'm extremely intuitive.

2. I have my flaws, you don't need to tell me

or anyone else... trust me,

 I Know what they are.

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.

-Michael Scott, The Office

(I love The Office, So yes this quote was pertinent)

3. If these small things can't be overlooked,

you will never see my potential.

I'm amazing and deserve so much better than what I have received.

... Su pérdida, vous perdez.

Sounds better in Spanish and French.

I'm done though. So... 

Your Loss.

I feel like I need to end with something ganster-ish....

PEACE OUT!

Ha I'm not good at that so have a great night/morning! :)